You might catch yourself sliding in and out of a hallucinatory state after this is all over. If you do, just relax and enjoy it, it will soon go away.
But for now...
because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.
So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???
Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”
I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)
It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman.
Do you think he occasionally turns up to the office Halloween party wearing a really shitty Batman costume?
fandom: i want to address the concern that u didnt take my personal feelings and beliefs into consideration when making this thing that has nothing to do with me
in light of just finding out that a super popular fic has been taken down/the author deleting their ao3 account- remember to download those fics that you turn to for comfort and read again and again
But, also, respect their author. Just because you download a fic doesn’t mean you own a fic. It’s still the author’s work and it’s not yours to reupload anywhere. Respect their wishes.
And maybe leave them a comment telling them how much you enjoy their work.
